100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
On Wednesdays we reblog